Are there no Scottish men anymore?

[richsc]

Must be all those cold kilts.<br>
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Sperm imported to meet shortage<br>
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Experts treating infertility at a Scottish hospital have offered patients sperm imported from England because of a national shortage. Edinburgh Royal Infirmary confirmed that sperm from London has been offered to patients.<br>
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Couples have been advised in advance that they face a charge of £75 to cover the cost of buying sperm in London and transporting it to Edinburgh.<br>
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<p>Richard Campbell, Legio XX<br>
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[Robert Vermaat]

Well, no, actually we're all Dutch where I live. <p></p><i></i>

[Praefectusclassis]

Seems like Edward Longshanks' plan (as referred to in Braveheart 'We'll breed them out') is finally coming true. <p>Greets<br>
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Jasper</p><i></i>

[rekirts]

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I am surprised that any self-respecting Scott would allow such a travesty!<br>
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Wendy (1/8 Scottish and proud of it ) <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub45.ezboard.com/bromanarmytalk.showUserPublicProfile?gid=rekirts>rekirts</A> at: 4/11/03 5:20:02 pm<br></i>

[Dean Cunningham metalsmit]

Most of us are in the new world now driven out by four legged Englishmen! <p>Just a filthy guy swingin' a hammer</p><i></i>