07-13-2003, 06:07 AM
Avete, omnes!<br>
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While perusing one of my favorite humor/satire sites, I came across this.<br>
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Quote:</em></strong><hr>Mel Gibson is looking to do another historical blockbuster about killing Englishman. This time the setting is the 100 Years War, but America will be replacing France in the conflict. The project was described by the studio as a "history action thriller romance" geared towards male audiences aged 5-18. Some history purists voiced displeasure when hearing that zombies will be in the flick, but Gibson promised that the main story of the war will be told without "Hollywood revisions". Renee Zellweger also stars as Cleopatra, and Martin Lawrence has signed on to play King Edward II.<hr><br>
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You know, that is just so damn funny, I figure it'll be about another 2 years before we actually <span style="font-size:large;"><span style="text-decoration:underline"><strong>do</strong></span></span> see something this bad... <p>LEG IX HSPA - COH III EXPG - CEN I HIB<br>
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Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger-Poppin' Daddies, Knock me your lobes!<br>
I came here to lay Caesar out, Not to hip you to him.<br>
The bad jazz that a cat blows, Wails long after he's cut out.<br>
The groovy, is often stashed with their frames, So don't put Caesar down........'<br>
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While perusing one of my favorite humor/satire sites, I came across this.<br>
<br>
Quote:</em></strong><hr>Mel Gibson is looking to do another historical blockbuster about killing Englishman. This time the setting is the 100 Years War, but America will be replacing France in the conflict. The project was described by the studio as a "history action thriller romance" geared towards male audiences aged 5-18. Some history purists voiced displeasure when hearing that zombies will be in the flick, but Gibson promised that the main story of the war will be told without "Hollywood revisions". Renee Zellweger also stars as Cleopatra, and Martin Lawrence has signed on to play King Edward II.<hr><br>
<br>
You know, that is just so damn funny, I figure it'll be about another 2 years before we actually <span style="font-size:large;"><span style="text-decoration:underline"><strong>do</strong></span></span> see something this bad... <p>LEG IX HSPA - COH III EXPG - CEN I HIB<br>
<br>
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger-Poppin' Daddies, Knock me your lobes!<br>
I came here to lay Caesar out, Not to hip you to him.<br>
The bad jazz that a cat blows, Wails long after he's cut out.<br>
The groovy, is often stashed with their frames, So don't put Caesar down........'<br>
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Adam MacDonald
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