Ash Wood Help

[AuxArcher]

You must live in a strange place, that trees grow in your grocery stores. What isle should I ask if I'm looking for elm?

[M. Demetrius]

You must live in a strange place

You don't know the half of it, brother. The grocery stores don't sell wooden staves here, so they gave me plenty of room until the guys with the striped pants showed up with their predictable questions. OK< OK, that never happened, but it would be a good campfire story.

No ash on my land. Blackjack Oak, Mountain Juniper (cedar), American Elm, Wahoo Elm, Mockernut Hickory, Cottonwood, Yaupon, a Mountain Laurel (planted), but not a single Ash of any kind. Hmph.