Socrates for President

[DanM]

Now do Scipio, Caesar, and Aurelius have running mates? Anyway, Socrates was here when the country was founded, he just fell asleep, woke up and disguised himself until I drafted him for president. But Caesar, he was stabbed, Scipio's grave syas: ungrateful fatherland, you will not even have my bones., (so he's dead), and Aureliu's ashes were lost in 410, so there's no hope of him being alive. And I don't know about Socrates's body, but the hemlock didn't kill him, He woke up in the 4th century, went to Britain under an assumed name with pytheas, lived there, helped colonize the Americas, and was in the revolutionary army. He supported Abe Lincoln under the name "Harold Flowers". He faked many deaths. His most recent assumed name was "Chunga Kazakhstan", and then I had a phone call with him, faked another death, and now is under his own, original name, Socrates, and will stay that way, but needs a last name, once he assumes office. Anyone know a greek occupational surname meaning "king", "president", or "ruler", or maybee he won't need a last name, but if he needs a full name, he'll be "Socrates Chunga Kazakhstan"