Spoof songs

[Nurglitch]

Search didn't come up with similar topic so creating one. Something I came up with yesterday, do post similar ones if you have them


Here come the Brits again
Falling on my sword like mindless meat
Chopping at my shield with some weird emotion
I want to walk on their guts
I want to walk like legions do
I want to dive into the slaughter
Is it OK, centurio?

So centurio order me
Like Romans do
Fight with me
Like Romans do
Order me
Like Romans do


Here come the Germans again
Falling on my sword like in Greek tragedy
Transfixed by my pilum like by some emotion
Oooooh
I want to breathe the smoke and soot
I want to burn up villages
I want to dive into the slaughter
Is it OK, centurio?

So centurio order me
Like Romans do
Fight with me
Like Romans do
Order me
Like Romans do

Here come the Dacians again
Falling on my sword like it was cool
Swinging falxes with some bad emotion
(Here they come again, here they come again)
I want to rip their live guts out
I want to kill like Romans do
I want to dive into the slaughter
Is it OK, centurio?