08-01-2002, 01:06 PM
A longer one:<br>
Larry and Bill are playing golf. Larry bet a thousand bucks he'll beat Bill to the 18th hole.<br>
They are at the 18th hole and nearby is a road. As Larry is about to putt for the victory, a funeral passes by on the road.<br>
Larry immediately takes off his cap and stands respectfully while the funeral passes by.<br>
-"C'mon Larry, stop that bullshit and play, we ain't got all day.." Says Bill.<br>
-"You've got to understand, Bill", says Larry, "I was married to that woman for twenty five years." <p></p><i></i>
Larry and Bill are playing golf. Larry bet a thousand bucks he'll beat Bill to the 18th hole.<br>
They are at the 18th hole and nearby is a road. As Larry is about to putt for the victory, a funeral passes by on the road.<br>
Larry immediately takes off his cap and stands respectfully while the funeral passes by.<br>
-"C'mon Larry, stop that bullshit and play, we ain't got all day.." Says Bill.<br>
-"You've got to understand, Bill", says Larry, "I was married to that woman for twenty five years." <p></p><i></i>