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jokes, please...
Dear Technical Support<br>
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18 months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which i had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.<br>
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To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.<br>
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I tried shareware programme Slapper 2.1 but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.<br>
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Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and GirlFriend 1.0 at the same time only to discover that when these two systems detect each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.<br>
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I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0<br>
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available recources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2003.<br>
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Shortly after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes i made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.<br>
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter and can without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help Files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.<br>
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Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShowShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.<br>
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Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw which can't be turned off.<br>
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Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself.<br>
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Any ideas?<br>
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jokes, please... - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 07-29-2002, 02:09 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 07-29-2002, 02:21 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 07-29-2002, 02:22 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 07-29-2002, 04:51 PM
Jokes - by Matthew Amt - 07-29-2002, 07:00 PM
Re: Jokes - by Anonymous - 07-30-2002, 08:50 AM
Re: Jokes - by Anonymous - 07-30-2002, 08:53 AM
Re: Jokes - by Anonymous - 07-30-2002, 12:47 PM
Re: Jokes - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 07-30-2002, 01:24 PM
Re: Jokes - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 07-30-2002, 01:34 PM
Re: Jokes - by Anonymous - 07-30-2002, 01:59 PM
Re: Jokes - by Anonymous - 07-30-2002, 02:10 PM
Re: Jokes - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 07-30-2002, 02:18 PM
Re: Jokes - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 07-30-2002, 02:20 PM
Re: Jokes - by Anonymous - 07-30-2002, 02:31 PM
Re: Jokes - by Anonymous - 07-30-2002, 03:48 PM
Re: Jokes - by Anonymous - 07-30-2002, 04:37 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Catiline - 07-30-2002, 04:46 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Catiline - 07-30-2002, 04:48 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Catiline - 07-30-2002, 04:51 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Catiline - 07-30-2002, 04:55 PM
english humor - by Goffredo - 07-31-2002, 12:24 AM
true and false test - by Goffredo - 07-31-2002, 12:46 AM
different hells - by Goffredo - 07-31-2002, 01:09 AM
Re: different hells - by Anonymous - 07-31-2002, 04:03 AM
Re: different hells - by Anonymous - 07-31-2002, 04:33 AM
Re: different hells - by Richomeres - 07-31-2002, 07:04 AM
Re: Jokes - by Anonymous - 07-31-2002, 08:31 AM
Re: Jokes - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 07-31-2002, 08:50 AM
Re: Jokes - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 07-31-2002, 08:52 AM
Re: Jokes - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 07-31-2002, 08:56 AM
Re: Jokes - by Anonymous - 08-01-2002, 01:00 PM
Re: Jokes - by Anonymous - 08-01-2002, 01:06 PM
Original (bad) humor - by scythius - 08-01-2002, 11:05 PM
Re: Original (bad) humor - by Anonymous - 08-02-2002, 01:33 PM
Re: Original (bad) humor - by Anonymous - 08-09-2002, 12:49 AM
Re: english humor - by Anonymous - 08-09-2002, 03:25 PM
Re: english humor - by Anonymous - 08-10-2002, 12:15 AM
Re: english humor - by Gaius Octavius Drusus - 08-11-2002, 06:42 AM
Re: english humor - by satsobek - 08-14-2002, 02:51 AM
Re: english humor - by Anonymous - 08-14-2002, 12:49 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Catiline - 08-16-2002, 10:16 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Catiline - 08-16-2002, 10:18 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 08-16-2002, 03:53 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 08-16-2002, 04:01 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 08-19-2002, 10:31 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 08-19-2002, 10:33 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 08-19-2002, 10:35 AM
university classic - by Goffredo - 08-19-2002, 11:21 AM
Italian classic - by Goffredo - 08-19-2002, 11:40 AM
That reminds me... - by Matthew Amt - 08-19-2002, 04:02 PM
Two Australian Nuns - by Thiudareiks Flavius - 08-20-2002, 06:10 AM
Hannibal\'s brother Margo - by Muzzaguchi - 08-26-2002, 05:14 AM
Another Jesus joke - by Matthew Amt - 08-26-2002, 04:21 PM
Re: Another Jesus joke - by Anonymous - 08-27-2002, 11:13 AM
Re: Another incredibly dumb joke - by Anonymous - 08-28-2002, 10:14 AM
too much vulgar? - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 08-29-2002, 09:38 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 09-20-2002, 10:13 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 09-21-2002, 02:39 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Caius Fabius - 09-21-2002, 02:15 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by rekirts - 09-23-2002, 09:27 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 10-07-2002, 01:33 AM
electrons - by Goffredo - 10-07-2002, 06:19 AM
neutrons - by Goffredo - 10-07-2002, 06:22 AM
Re: neutrons - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 10-08-2002, 07:20 AM
One doing the rounds in the UK at the moment - by Anonymous - 10-14-2002, 07:27 PM
blonde joke - by Anonymous - 10-17-2002, 06:06 PM
Re: blonde joke - by Anonymous - 10-17-2002, 07:31 PM
Re: A few scientific facts - by Anonymous - 11-10-2002, 11:55 AM
Re: A few scientific facts - by Anonymous - 11-11-2002, 01:35 PM
An old one - by Anonymous - 11-27-2002, 04:20 AM
Re: An old one - by Anonymous - 12-12-2002, 02:28 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 12-12-2002, 02:41 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 12-12-2002, 03:20 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 12-19-2002, 08:55 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 01-08-2003, 05:16 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 01-08-2003, 09:21 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 01-10-2003, 11:56 AM
More ... - by Anonymous - 01-10-2003, 06:20 PM
Re: More ... - by Anonymous - 01-18-2003, 07:19 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 02-17-2003, 09:49 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Caius Fabius - 02-18-2003, 01:59 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by rekirts - 02-18-2003, 05:11 PM
Important news - by Anonymous - 02-22-2003, 07:45 PM
re:jokes - by Anonymous - 02-26-2003, 05:49 PM
re:jokes - by Anonymous - 02-26-2003, 06:00 PM
Re: sexology - by Anonymous - 03-02-2003, 03:14 PM
final word on nutrition - by Anonymous - 03-07-2003, 08:33 PM
A little bit of advertising - by Anonymous - 03-09-2003, 03:08 AM
Re: A little bit of advertising - by Anonymous - 05-02-2003, 09:20 AM
Re: A little bit of advertising - by Anonymous - 05-02-2003, 04:06 PM
Re: A little bit of advertising - by rekirts - 05-02-2003, 05:56 PM
cat carrier - by Anonymous - 05-02-2003, 09:04 PM
Re: cat carrier - by Anonymous - 05-02-2003, 10:36 PM
Re: cat carrier - by Anonymous - 05-02-2003, 10:39 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 05-02-2003, 10:47 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 05-04-2003, 08:43 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 05-08-2003, 02:36 PM
re:jokes, please - by Anonymous - 05-12-2003, 07:30 PM
Re: re:jokes, please - by Gaius Decius Aquilius - 05-17-2003, 11:15 PM
Re: re:jokes, please - by Gaius Decius Aquilius - 05-18-2003, 01:32 AM
re:jokes please - by Anonymous - 05-18-2003, 08:28 PM
Re: re:jokes please - by Anonymous - 05-22-2003, 02:55 PM
Re: re:jokes please - by Anonymous - 05-27-2003, 08:38 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 06-05-2003, 01:54 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 06-21-2003, 10:06 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 06-21-2003, 10:16 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Frank Miranda - 06-23-2003, 02:13 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 06-26-2003, 02:13 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 06-27-2003, 11:53 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by rekirts - 07-02-2003, 12:38 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Jeroen Pelgrom - 07-02-2003, 12:54 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Jeroen Pelgrom - 07-02-2003, 01:00 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 07-02-2003, 01:07 PM
re:jokes, please - by Anonymous - 07-05-2003, 10:32 AM
Re: re:jokes, please - by Jasper Oorthuys - 07-05-2003, 10:53 AM
jokes, please - by Jeroen Pelgrom - 07-16-2003, 07:07 AM
Re: jokes, please - by Jeroen Pelgrom - 07-16-2003, 07:09 AM
Re: jokes, please - by Jeroen Pelgrom - 07-16-2003, 07:12 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Jeroen Pelgrom - 07-16-2003, 07:29 AM
Re: jokes, please... - by Anonymous - 07-21-2003, 05:31 PM
A russian joke. - by Anonymous - 07-25-2003, 09:44 AM
re:jokes - by Anonymous - 08-24-2003, 07:16 PM
Re: re:jokes - by rekirts - 10-11-2003, 03:59 PM
significant figures - by Goffredo - 10-12-2003, 11:30 AM
Re: re:jokes, please - by Gaius Octavius Drusus - 10-13-2003, 01:46 PM
Re: re:jokes, please - by Rodicus - 10-13-2003, 04:07 PM
Re: re:jokes, please - by Anonymous - 10-21-2003, 08:53 PM
Re: re:jokes, please - by Anonymous - 10-21-2003, 08:56 PM
Jokes - by Anonymous - 10-22-2003, 02:34 PM
Re: Jokes - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 10-22-2003, 02:45 PM
Re: Jokes - by Anonymous - 10-24-2003, 10:00 AM
Re:Jokes - by Anonymous - 10-26-2003, 10:13 PM
Re: Re:Jokes. Reply from tech. support - by Anonymous - 10-27-2003, 11:51 AM
Jokes, Important New Engineering Resource - by Anonymous - 10-27-2003, 04:58 PM
crossed dogs - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 11-03-2003, 03:59 PM
Re: Who\'s doing the dishes? - by Anonymous - 11-05-2003, 04:46 PM
martinus - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 11-06-2003, 11:40 AM
Hands up! - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 11-06-2003, 11:46 AM
Re: Hands up! - by TITVS SABATINVS AQVILIVS - 11-06-2003, 12:08 PM
Re: Backyard archeology - by Anonymous - 11-08-2003, 05:20 PM
DELETED - by Restitvtvs - 12-21-2006, 09:51 PM
Re: jokes, please... - by Cornelius Quintus - 12-21-2006, 10:01 PM

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