You too can be King of the Britons

[Robert Vermaat]

KNIGHTS: [singing]<br>
We're Knights of the Round Table.<br>
We dance whene'er we're able.<br>
We do routines and chorus scenes<br>
With footwork impeccable.<br>
We dine well here in Camelot.<br>
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.<br>
<br>
[dancing]<br>
We're Knights of the Round Table.<br>
Our shows are formidable,<br>
But many times we're given rhymes<br>
That are quite unsingable.<br>
We're opera mad in Camelot.<br>
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.<br>
<br>
[in dungeon]<br>
PRISONER: [clap clap clap clap]<br>
[in medieval hall]<br>
KNIGHTS: [tap-dancing]<br>
In war we're tough and able,<br>
Quite indefatigable.<br>
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.<br>
It's a busy life in Camelot.<br>
<em>CRISPVS: I have to push the pram a lot.</em> <p></p><i></i>