09-06-2006, 08:23 AM
Everyone dies. Top 10 most dangerous jobs:
10: Driving a taxi/chauffering; Don't pick up strangers. Oh, hang on...
9: Truck driving; Wakey wakey! And watch out for the slick roads.
8: Electrical power installation; Let's use gas instead (what's that smell?)
7: Roofing; More bungalows and single-storey buildings while wearing fireproof gear.
6: Farmers and ranchers; Sell those tractors and animals, we're eating fish only.
5: Refuse and recyclable material collectors; Landfills in the backyards.
4: Structural iron and steel workers; Ferries not bridges, and we're back to single storey buildings.
3: Fishers and related workers; Well, we lost other meat and veg from the menu, and fish is off the menu now.
2: Aircraft pilots and flight engineers; I just thought, we can all take the bus (I don't know how it is where you are, but I've seen an attempted stabbing and once ended up in hospital because of the driver on a rainy day. I feel like I'm about to put my head in a croc's mouth when I'm at a bus stop)
1: Logging workers; Paper's gone, metal or plastic tables are in (or the floor), your house is a metal-framed bungalow.
Of course, all of these jobs could be done by single people with no kids, but then we have another problem - possible extinction. The above jobs also become even more dangerous because there are very few left to train the newbies.
10: Driving a taxi/chauffering; Don't pick up strangers. Oh, hang on...
9: Truck driving; Wakey wakey! And watch out for the slick roads.
8: Electrical power installation; Let's use gas instead (what's that smell?)
7: Roofing; More bungalows and single-storey buildings while wearing fireproof gear.
6: Farmers and ranchers; Sell those tractors and animals, we're eating fish only.
5: Refuse and recyclable material collectors; Landfills in the backyards.
4: Structural iron and steel workers; Ferries not bridges, and we're back to single storey buildings.
3: Fishers and related workers; Well, we lost other meat and veg from the menu, and fish is off the menu now.
2: Aircraft pilots and flight engineers; I just thought, we can all take the bus (I don't know how it is where you are, but I've seen an attempted stabbing and once ended up in hospital because of the driver on a rainy day. I feel like I'm about to put my head in a croc's mouth when I'm at a bus stop)
1: Logging workers; Paper's gone, metal or plastic tables are in (or the floor), your house is a metal-framed bungalow.
Of course, all of these jobs could be done by single people with no kids, but then we have another problem - possible extinction. The above jobs also become even more dangerous because there are very few left to train the newbies.
TARBICvS/Jim Bowers
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