09-23-2007, 09:39 PM
A man is stopped for speeding. The officer asks for his license, proof of insurance and registration. He replies, "Well, my license was revoked after my third drunken driving conviction, and frankly, I don't know where the owner of the car keeps his documents. In fact, I've murdered him and am looking for a good place to dump the body, which I'm carrying in the trunk."
The officer says to himself, "I'm going to need some backup." So he radios for help. A group of police cars shows up. The sergeant says to the driver, "Sir, will you open your trunk?" The driver says, "Of course." It's empty except for a spare tire, and a couple of tools.
The sergeant says, "Do you have a license, sir?" The driver says, "Certainly" and produces it from his wallet. "I'll bet you want to see my insurance and registration, too. Here it is."
The sergeant says, "But this officer said..." and relates the story.
The driver says, "Yeah, and I'll bet that liar said I was speeding, too, didn't he?"
The officer says to himself, "I'm going to need some backup." So he radios for help. A group of police cars shows up. The sergeant says to the driver, "Sir, will you open your trunk?" The driver says, "Of course." It's empty except for a spare tire, and a couple of tools.
The sergeant says, "Do you have a license, sir?" The driver says, "Certainly" and produces it from his wallet. "I'll bet you want to see my insurance and registration, too. Here it is."
The sergeant says, "But this officer said..." and relates the story.
The driver says, "Yeah, and I'll bet that liar said I was speeding, too, didn't he?"
M. Demetrius Abicio
(David Wills)
Saepe veritas est dura.
(David Wills)
Saepe veritas est dura.
