Groin guard

[Crispvs]

The apron is NOT a groin protector! It is not ridged enough to be protective and the feeling of weighted straps swinging beween your legs when running actually inspires thoughts of the opposite being more likely. It does make a jingling noise as you move however and this may indeed be its entire function. We know that the roman soldier loved to show off with flashy equipment. Perhaps he liked to show off with a flshy sound as well.<br>
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