Poll: The longest war in history

[Jona Lendering]

Well, how about this proof text? "...Lord, it was that woman you gave me; she gave me of the tree [of the knowledge of good and evil] and I did eat...." That's pretty early in history, y'know. :wink: And until that day the war against nature hadn't begun.

Beg to differ Your Honour!
That text clearly proves that the war on nature started ("she gave me of the tree [..] and I did eat") before they started bitchin'to each other about who's fault it was, and the war of the sexes started! that makes the war on nature at least several hours older! :twisted:

No, no, no. It only proves that God has a sense of humor, as is clearly proved by the creation story:

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them [...] and on the seventh day, he rested, because he needed the entire seventh day to stop laughing.

:wink: