04-21-2007, 08:04 AM
Just to prove they're not all about Batavii (sorry boys), what we came up with at the pub last night:
Q: How many slaves does it take to light an oil lamp?
A: Ummm... dunno, never noticed.
Q: How many praetorians does it take to light an oil lamp?
A: One hundred. One to light the lamp, one to kill the Emperor, and ninety-eight to find a new Emperor.
Q: How many slaves does it take to light an oil lamp in 200 AD?
A: Just one. But in the great days of the Republic, a thousand slaves would have lit a thousand lamps at our merest whim!!
Q: How many barbarii does it take to light an oil lamp?
A: One, as long as you can wait all day for him to rub the sticks together.
Q: How many barabarii does it take to light an oil lamp?
A: None. We're expecting a bit much for barbarians to use modern technology, aren't we?
Q: How many Batavii does it take to light an oil lamp?
A: Two. One to light the lamp, and the other to make up ridiculous stories about swimming across rivers in armour.
[size=75:1fek42e2]attrib: Monoculus, Tarbicus, Miles.[/size]
Q: How many slaves does it take to light an oil lamp?
A: Ummm... dunno, never noticed.
Q: How many praetorians does it take to light an oil lamp?
A: One hundred. One to light the lamp, one to kill the Emperor, and ninety-eight to find a new Emperor.
Q: How many slaves does it take to light an oil lamp in 200 AD?
A: Just one. But in the great days of the Republic, a thousand slaves would have lit a thousand lamps at our merest whim!!
Q: How many barbarii does it take to light an oil lamp?
A: One, as long as you can wait all day for him to rub the sticks together.
Q: How many barabarii does it take to light an oil lamp?
A: None. We're expecting a bit much for barbarians to use modern technology, aren't we?
Q: How many Batavii does it take to light an oil lamp?
A: Two. One to light the lamp, and the other to make up ridiculous stories about swimming across rivers in armour.
[size=75:1fek42e2]attrib: Monoculus, Tarbicus, Miles.[/size]
TARBICvS/Jim Bowers
A A A DESEDO DESEDO!
A A A DESEDO DESEDO!
