What you been doing over Christmas??

[M. Demetrius]

...or as they say, "On the sixth day, God created Eve, then rested. Nobody else has since then."

Groucho Marx said, "Marriage is one of the greatest institutions ever invented...if you want to live in an institution, that is."

Me? I've been married for about 40 years (serial monogamy) and I wouldn't want it any other way. I've lived with a wife, and without a wife. With is much better.