What you been doing over Christmas??

[muskitear]

Man on plane with black eye says to man sitting next to him who also has a black eye. ' What happened to you buddy?
'Well. The guy said. I was at the ticket desk and the girl who served me has the biggest pair of breasts I ever saw' , I meant to ask for a single to Pitsburg and I asked for a nipple to Titsburg and got a punch in the eye'.
'Whats your storey?
Well the other guy said. 'I turned around to my wife at breakfast and meant to say, Please pass the cornflakes honey bun'
'But, what actually came out was, Thanks for ruining my life you fat ugly bitch!!!