Which are the 3 ultimate superpowers/wishes?

[Gaius Decius Aquilius]

Marcus! Siding with the Persians? Where did that ever come from?

All I really want is for hordes of very beautiful and rich women to suddenly find me irresistible... for a start...

Ralph

[Jona Lendering]

I was going to use mind control on current tyrants and use telekinetic powers to transport excess food to starving people. Honest....

Chocolate for the masses? :wink:

[Libitina]

I was going to use mind control on current tyrants and use telekinetic powers to transport excess food to starving people. Honest....

Chocolate for the masses? :wink:

Chocolate and beer, that should cover it

[MARCVS PETRONIVS MAIVS]

Marcus! Siding with the Persians? Where did that ever come from?

All I really want is for hordes of very beautiful and rich women to suddenly find me irresistible... for a start...

Ralph

As a wise king of Sparta once said, ''You will find both down there!''. I meant in Persia off course lol. Your enslavement to your passions only prove what I have said all along, that you belong with those barbarian Persians.

(Wow, two film rip off's in one post, im getting good at this!)

[Magnus]

Hahahaha, well done Yuri.

[M. Demetrius]

Chocolate and beer, that should cover it

If you shipped chocolate flavored beer, two birds with one stone!

[MARCVS PETRONIVS MAIVS]

Chocolate and beer, that should cover it

If you shipped chocolate flavored beer, two birds with one stone!

''Panem et circenses'' .... typical tyrant mentality hehehe :lol:

[Memmia]

Mmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

[MARCVS PETRONIVS MAIVS]

Mmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

Wow!!! That is awesome!!!!

Does anybody else wan't their classical greek psychoanalysis based on their wishes?

[Memmia]

OK then,I wish to be leader of an extraterrestial world where:

There is no war,
There is no crime
There is no hate
There is no bitterness
There is no jealousy
There is no violence to thier fellow man
No one works or needs to
Everyone has enough and wants for nothing
It is paradise.
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Then when everyone is so bored out of their skull that they just want to end it all, I will put a huge tax on suicide, get the loot, run back to earth and blow the lot in Las Vegas!

P.S. On a side note, just imagine the problems that would arise from a perfect world where we are all equal and have all we want.

We would just fight, maim, kill and attack over nothing :roll:

[Memmia]

This thread reminds me of one of my favourite jokes ever:


Jimmy is walking along the road and he bumps into a man with a small orange as a head.
"Wow. How did you get that small orange as a head?" he asked.
"Well, it's a long story...you still wanna hear it?" replied the man.
"Sure."
"OK. Well I was walking down this road a couple of days ago when I came across this lamp. Naturally I rubbed it and, sure enough, a genie appeared and granted me three wishes."
"Wow! What did you wish for?"
"Well, my first wish was for all the money I could ever need..."
"Did you get it?"
"Of course. My second wish was to have all the women I could ever need to fulfil all my fantasies..."
"Wow! Amazing! What was your third wish then?"
"To have a small orange for a head..."

[MARCVS PETRONIVS MAIVS]

This thread reminds me of one of my favourite jokes ever:


Jimmy is walking along the road and he bumps into a man with a small orange as a head.
"Wow. How did you get that small orange as a head?" he asked.
"Well, it's a long story...you still wanna hear it?" replied the man.
"Sure."
"OK. Well I was walking down this road a couple of days ago when I came across this lamp. Naturally I rubbed it and, sure enough, a genie appeared and granted me three wishes."
"Wow! What did you wish for?"
"Well, my first wish was for all the money I could ever need..."
"Did you get it?"
"Of course. My second wish was to have all the women I could ever need to fulfil all my fantasies..."
"Wow! Amazing! What was your third wish then?"
"To have a small orange for a head..."

lol!!! :lol: You wished for like 50 wishes lol. They are earth-appliable only im afraid hehe

[taira1180]

Me as oracle of Delph. Never thougth of that, but seems good.

[MARCvSVIBIvSMAvRINvS]

OOOH a Taira rebel!!

The Minamoto Clan will not like this!



welcome to the club!

M.VIB.M.

[Jeroen Pelgrom]

Then when everyone is so bored out of their skull that they just want to end it all,

lol, reminds me of a Hawkwind song:
Arrival in Utopia:

We dreamed of golden shining towers
Of lazy days and thrilling hours
Fields of wonder, streets so fair
Of amber ships which sailed, through the air

Dreamed of steel and glass and wire
Of days of wine and nights of fire
Dreamt of dogs that talked like boys
Of girls who flew, of unnamed joys

And now our dreams are true
We don't know what to do
For we don't like it here
There's nothing for us to fear
Bored mindless in Utopia