The AD33 crucifixion detail in Judea

[Ghostmojo]

Nisus Wettus: "Next. Crucifixion?"

Prisoner #1: "Yes."

Nisus Wettus: "Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?"

Prisoner #2: "Yes."

Nisus Wettus: "Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?"

Mr. Cheeky: "Ah, no. Freedom."

Nisus Wettus: "What?"

Mr. Cheeky: "Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I can go free and live on an island somewhere."

Nisus Wettus: "Oh, oh that´s jolly good well. Off you go then."

Mr. Cheeky: "No, I'm only pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really!"

Nisus Wettus: "Oh, I see, very good. Well..." :lol:

Mr. Cheeky: "Yes I know, out the door, one cross each, line on the left." :wink:


Sorry. I just couldn't resist! :grin: I've been reading this thread for a while and my restraint has finally collapsed :lol:

What?!!! You want more? Well OK - let's finish it off then:


Nisus Wettus: "Mhmm. Crucifixion party. 'Morning. Now, we will be on a show as we go through the town, so let's not let the side down. Keep in a good, straight line, three lengths between you and the man in front, and a good, steady pace. Crosses over your left shoulders, and, if you keep your backs hard up against the crossbeam,..."

Alfonso: "Ohhh."

Nisus Wettus: ...you'll be there in no time.

Alfonso: "Ohhh."

Nisus Wettus: "Heh."

Alfonso: "Ooh."

Nisus Wettus: "All right, Centurion."

Centurion Parvus: "Crucifixion party! Wait for it."

Alfonso: "Ooh."

Centurion Parvus: "Crucifixion party, by the left! Forward!"