Roman shield

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There is also the account of the Gladiator Claudius Automaticus Vehiculator, who rode the arena in a self propelled vehicle which looked, according to the mosaics and murals i investigated in my dreams, like a very proto Volkswagen Beetle, including very sharp pointy stakes and knife like extensions.......

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