Essential Roman equipment for the reenactor

[Gaius Decius Aquilius]

Third one down, folks. Why do not our renactor suppliers carry this essential and accurate piece of equipment?

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I want one in madder red.

PLease also note more equipment for our Egyptian reenactors further down.

Ralph

[Tarbicus]

A bra? There are places to get those already.

[Titus Marius Secundus]

I think he means the person wearing the bra is an essential part to a Roman legionaries kit! :lol: :twisted:

right? :-|

[M. Demetrius]

I'm confused...how does she keep the shoulder pteruges on?

[Titus Marius Secundus]

On the "Roman" charioteer? There are bands going under her arm pit lol...Very authentic

[Tarbicus]

Hang on, there's a big pink animal in the background.

[M. Demetrius]

Funny about that thing, Jim, is that after you look at the picture for a half minute or so, that pink animal suddenly appears. Strange...is it an animated gif?

[Tarbicus]

I think you're right, David. The straw on the floor just appeared.

The animal has feathered wings which the charioteer is grasping. Is it a pegasus, and why is its tail up its bum?

[M. Demetrius]

The tail? Well, that's easier than carrying a sponge on a stick, you know?

[Gaius Decius Aquilius]

Drink six shots of Tuaca and stare at the Cleopatera one. (11th down)

Ralph

[Titus Marius Secundus]

Haha!! Or just watch the Rome series and your imagination might not be needed ...That is a good explanation provided by the director...Titus Pullo, a legionary was really the father of Cleopatra's child who she claims ( for political reasons) to be the true heir of Caesar. And it gets me...Caesar doesn't seem...( from reliefs) to look all that great. Thus supports Titus Pullo as being the father :!: :!: :!: hock:
Sam

[A_Volpe]

Drink six shots of Tuaca and stare at the Cleopatera one. (11th down)

...I don't get it...You really need to drink for that Cleopatra photo?

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[Gaius Decius Aquilius]

Uuuum... No Andy. You don't need the Tuaca to look at the photo. Just try it with the Tuaca or the drink of your choice. You know, the bottle you keep hidden in your segmentata where your wife won't find it. The one you sneak out to drink in the closet when your mother-in -law shows up. I keep mine in the Do of my avitar armor. Drink that and THEN stare at the Cleopatera photo. Then tell me what you see. That is before the pink elephants and purple hippos start dancing around.

Ralph
who has not had a drink since the last visit from his relatives.

[A_Volpe]

Sounds like something unfolding out of "A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum"