05-04-2012, 02:35 AM
Thanks, GJC.
Ahem. The story goes that a surgeon, a civil engineer, and a computer programmer were arguing over which of theirs was the oldest profession. The surgeon said, "Well, God opened Adam's side and removed a rib. Proof that surgery is older."
"No," said the civil engineer. "Before that, He created the heavens and the earth, and all the rest, so he clearly needed plans. Therefore, a civil engineer had to take all that chaos and put it in order."
The programmer chuckled and said, "Where do you think all that chaos came from?"
Ahem. The story goes that a surgeon, a civil engineer, and a computer programmer were arguing over which of theirs was the oldest profession. The surgeon said, "Well, God opened Adam's side and removed a rib. Proof that surgery is older."
"No," said the civil engineer. "Before that, He created the heavens and the earth, and all the rest, so he clearly needed plans. Therefore, a civil engineer had to take all that chaos and put it in order."
The programmer chuckled and said, "Where do you think all that chaos came from?"
M. Demetrius Abicio
(David Wills)
Saepe veritas est dura.
(David Wills)
Saepe veritas est dura.