You too can be King of the Britons

[Gaius Octavius Drusus]

Yayyyyyy!!<br>
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Gaius <p></p><i></i>

[Jeroen Pelgrom]

Ni, Ni, Ni!!! <p>Volo anaticulam cumminosam meam!</p><i></i>

[Jeroen Pelgrom]

The spanking, the spanking! <p>Volo anaticulam cumminosam meam!</p><i></i>

[Gaius Octavius Drusus]

Look!! It's the Old Man from Scene XXIII...<br>
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Gaius <p></p><i></i>

[Robert Vermaat]

<img src="http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/13-ni.jpg" style="border:0;"/><br>
We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.<br>
Ni! Shh!<br>
We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.<br>
Ni! <p></p><i></i>

[Gaius Octavius Drusus]

Galahad: "Look, let me go back in there and face the peril."<br>
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Lancelot: "No, it's much to perilous".<br>
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Gaius <p></p><i></i>

[Crispvs]

A grail? Oh you must mean our beacon. We have a grail shaped beacon you know. Zoot must have left it switched on! Oh, bad Zoot, bad Zoot, naughty Zoot, bad Zoot, naughty Zoot! Do you think they should have cut this bit out?<br>
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Crispvs <p></p><i></i>

[Gaius Octavius Drusus]

Dingo: "Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon; you must tie her down on a bed and spank her".<br>
Girls: "A spanking, a spanking!!"<br>
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Gaius <p></p><i></i>

[Gaius Octavius Drusus]

And now for something completely different:<br>
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Arthur: "Let us consult the Book of Armaments"<br>
Brother Maynard: "Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one"<br>
Second Brother: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grendae that with it Thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy".<br>
"And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--"<br>
Maynard: "Skip a bit, brother"<br>
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Gaius <p></p><i></i>

[Robert Vermaat]

You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- <p></p><i></i>

[Gaius Octavius Drusus]

"...And the Lord spake saying 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My Sight, shall snuff it"<br>
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Gaius<br>
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Methinks this thread has taken on a life of its own.. <p></p><i></i>

[Crispvs]

When danger reared its ugly head,<br>
He bravely turned his tail and fled:<br>
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!<br>
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Crispvs <p></p><i></i>

[Robert Vermaat]

ARTHUR: Right! One!... Two!... Five!<br>
GALAHAD: Three, sir!<br>
ARTHUR: Three!<br>
[angels sing]<br>
[boom]<br>
<p></p><i></i>

[Gaius Octavius Drusus]

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken.<br>
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away,<br>
brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.<br>
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Gaius <p></p><i></i>

[Gaius Octavius Drusus]

Peasant: "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help I'm being repressed!!<br>
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Gaius <p></p><i></i>