09-10-2019, 03:47 PM
Michael J. Taylor Wrote:Wait, first round is on the Club? Where's my drink chit?!
Reports indicate that members of the Polybius club, after reading Polybius would lose the ability to analyse or be critical, and would refrain from other ancient historians. It is recorded that some in the Polybius club developed a strange amnesia towards other ancient historians. When reading out aloud the works of other ancient historians, some members of the Polybius club had unbearable seizures, often screaming in fear, followed by fits of diarrhoea. This was followed by a period of high euphoria, in which members believed they were communicating with Polybius in the afterlife. These unexplainable health issues from reading Polybius caught the attention of the government. Soon mysterious gentlemen dressed in black coats would kidnap members of the Polybius club and conduct experiments. When the experiments confirmed the effects, it is rumoured the CIA developed this into some kind of uncanny military weapon. It has now been learnt that this mysterious weapon is none other than the Haldon Collider, which is a device for awakening the Egyptian god Osiris.
If you experience any strange symptoms while reading Polybius, please stop reading Polybius immediately.
