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This is fun.....
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Striding out of the fields, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Arthur Of Britannia! And he gives a low bellow:
"For the love of beatings, I lay waste to the landscape with God on my side!"
regards
Arthes
(Stalking on the tundra, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Arthes! And she gives an ominous grunt:
"I'm going to hump you all the way to Bangladesh, and hijack your momma's airplane!!") who me  hock: ?
Cristina
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The enemy is less likely to get wind of an advance of cavalry, if the orders for march were passed from mouth to mouth rather than announced by voice of herald, or public notice. Xenophon
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Running amidst the icy wasteland, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Pelgr003! And he gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!!"
hock:
gr,
Jeroen Pelgrom
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I would rather have fire storms of atmospheres than this cruel descent from a thousand years of dreams.
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He comes mine:
"IF I HAD A DOG WITH A FACE LIKE YOURS, ID SHAVE ITS BUTT AND SHOW IT HOW TO WALK BACKWARDS!!!!!"
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Quote:Striding along the desert, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Marius Ursus! And he gives a low roar:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
That's so accurate it's scary.
AVETE OMNES
MARIVS TARQVINIVS VRSVS
PATER FAMILIAS DOMVS VRSVM
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From the menacingly advancing hoplite phalanx their voices reached the sky:
"We will, we will skewer you!!!" (sang to the beat of we will we will rock you!)
Kind regards
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Cristina
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Sprinting along the cliffs, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Ambiorix! And he gives a spectacular bellow:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"
mine isnt as colorful 
aka., John Shook
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Mine was:
Rampaging on the tundra, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Magnus! And he gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to spank you until time and space have no meaning!"
wtf? :roll:
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Quote:"I'm going to spank you until time and space have no meaning!"
A spanking! A spanking! 
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:lol: that's a kinky war cry
aka., John Shook
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Hark! Who is that, rampaging out of the fields! It is Jona, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a spectacular scream, his voice cometh:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!"
Eat that, "bouwvarkens" [Construction-pigs] in my backyard!
Jona Lendering
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Who is that, rampaging across the fields! It is Vindex, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He roars vengefully:
"I'm seriously going to hump you in such an unsafe manner, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"
Tiberius Claudius Vindex
Coh I Nerv
aka Chris Goshey
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Stalking out of the plains, clutching a burning branch, cometh Optio Equitum! And he gives a mighty roar:
"Hail the blood-letting! The enemy is as grass before my mighty conquest!!"
hock: All right!
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Zang! Who is that, skulking along the desert! It is Lucius, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!"
Not my chosen area to be from in the Legions, but I like it, it appeals to the role-player in me. ;-) )
Lucius (Ryan)
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Running amidst the tarmac, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Vortigern! And he gives a booming roar:
"I'm going to beat you in such an unsafe manner, you will polymorph into a bag of marshmallows!!!"
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