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LOOOOL!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fantastic idea!
I hereby declare Feb 22nd to be 'National Spank a Roman Day'
![[Image: spanky.jpg]](http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p300/memmia/spanky.jpg)
We should see a lot of 'gluteus maximus vi rubesco' before the day's end 
[size=59:2scdp3hu]P.S. Good tip about the cellulite, may try that one later[/size] :oops:
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:lol: :lol:
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Oh my, I haven't laughed so hard.
I'm very glad the women here have such a good sense of humor about us guys getting all drooly and all! :lol:
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Quote:LOOOOL!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fantastic idea!
I hereby declare Feb 22nd to be 'National Spank a Roman Day'
We should see a lot of 'gluteus maximus vi rubesco' before the day's end
[size=59:23xvvpgb]P.S. Good tip about the cellulite, may try that one later[/size] :oops:
 hock: Where did you find that picture? 8)
Cellulite, huh? The wisdom of RAT is truly astonishing, what did I do before I found it? :wink:
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In vain you spent your energies
for how can Marat cure his own disease
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Ancient women had not cellulite,
![[Image: sch00002.jpg]](http://www.thais.it/scultura/image/media/sch00002.jpg)
Gian Lorenzo Bernini's Pluto and Proserpina
maybe because they were often spanked. That could explain why modern women have cellulite: they are not spanked anymore... 8)
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Ok, two things...
Italian women are gorgeous but last time in Thessaloniki I was just in shock!! per capita I had never seen so many attractive women. No wonder Mt Athos is off limits to women, the temptations are stronger.
Also, as long as we are entering the realm of art history with Bernini I will offer my list of the most beautiful women in art history.
Queen Nefertiti,
http://www.uribeer.com/images/Berlin%20Nefertiti.jpg
Nike of Samothrace,
http://www.utexas.edu/courses/classical ... thrace.jpg
Aphrodite of Rhodes:
http://www.theoi.com/Gallery/S10.16.html
Titian's Venus of Urbino
http://www.abm-enterprises.net/urbinovenus.jpg
Ingres' Grand Odalisque
http://www.corinnaclendenen.com/images/ ... lisque.jpg
Sargent's Madame "X"
http://www.artchive.com/artchive/s/sargent/madame_x.jpg
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Ack!
Can't believe I missed this one.
Countess Uta from Naumberg Cathedral
http://www.wga.hu/art/zgothic/gothic/2/ ... aumb02.jpg
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Quote:Ok, two things...
Italian women are gorgeous but last time in Thessaloniki I was just in shock!! per capita I had never seen so many attractive women. No wonder Mt Athos is off limits to women, the temptations are stronger.
Oh thanks! When I had just almost decided to spend next semester in Rome over Athens and Thessaloniki, you go and make it harder to choose!
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So to keep the Greek flag high
Top model Evi Adam
http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t178 ... _A0008.jpg
http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t178 ... _A0007.jpg
Stop drooling she is married to a good looking singer and has a splendit daughter!
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Ok, I gotta speak up for the Canucks here...Elisha Cuthbert.
![[Image: elisha_cuthbert.jpg]](http://www.celebopedia.com/cuthbert/images/elisha_cuthbert.jpg)
![[Image: elishacuthbert.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/TlantMagnus/elishacuthbert.jpg)
The great thing about Canada is you can see a woman of pretty much every ancestory, including mixes that produce some really gorgeous ladies!
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Quote:The great thing about Canada is you can see a woman of pretty much every ancestory, including mixes that produce some really gorgeous ladies!
Haha, much like America.
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Indeed! If you can't find what you want in N. America, WE DON'T HAVE IT! LOL
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Quote:Oh my, I haven't laughed so hard.
I'm very glad the women here have such a good sense of humor about us guys getting all drooly and all! :lol:
All this drooling and testosterone is normal for this time of year. We are passing through February- the month of cupid... 
![[Image: cupid.jpg]](http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p300/memmia/cupid.jpg)
David Attenborough (TV naturalist and presenter) had this to say about all the leering:
" We see this anthropological phenomena all around us at the moment, the male birds are in the trees ruffling up their feathers, cats and dogs are preening themselves in anticipation of the Spring, and in the habitat of RAT we have Roman soldiers drooling and getting ready to polish their armour in order to attract a prize female of the Mediterranean species..."
:wink:
I am witnessing testosterone overload every day as my son has just become a teenager hock: :lol:
P.S. Athena- I found that pic at random on the net when I did a search on spanking, believe me it was one of the more 'tamer' pics I found. Some pics I wish I hadn't seen *ouch* hock:
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