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Battle Cry Generator - Arthes - 02-08-2006
This is fun.....
[url:3rsbe7rb]http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=[/url]
Striding out of the fields, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Arthur Of Britannia! And he gives a low bellow:
"For the love of beatings, I lay waste to the landscape with God on my side!"
regards
Arthes
(Stalking on the tundra, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Arthes! And she gives an ominous grunt:
"I'm going to hump you all the way to Bangladesh, and hijack your momma's airplane!!") who me
hock: ?
Re: Battle Cry Generator - Jeroen Pelgrom - 02-09-2006
Running amidst the icy wasteland, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Pelgr003! And he gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!!"
hock:
Re: Battle Cry Generator - FAVENTIANVS - 02-09-2006
He comes mine:
"IF I HAD A DOG WITH A FACE LIKE YOURS, ID SHAVE ITS BUTT AND SHOW IT HOW TO WALK BACKWARDS!!!!!"
Re: Battle Cry Generator - Marius_Ursus - 02-09-2006
Quote:Striding along the desert, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Marius Ursus! And he gives a low roar:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
That's so accurate it's scary.
Re: Battle Cry Generator - hoplite14gr - 02-09-2006
From the menacingly advancing hoplite phalanx their voices reached the sky:
"We will, we will skewer you!!!" (sang to the beat of we will we will rock you!)
Kind regards
Re: Battle Cry Generator - Arthes - 02-09-2006
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: Battle Cry Generator - TFLAVIUSAMBIORIX - 02-09-2006
Sprinting along the cliffs, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Ambiorix! And he gives a spectacular bellow:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"
mine isnt as colorful
Re: Battle Cry Generator - Magnus - 02-10-2006
Mine was:
Rampaging on the tundra, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Magnus! And he gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to spank you until time and space have no meaning!"
wtf? :roll:
Re: Battle Cry Generator - Robert Vermaat - 02-10-2006
Quote:"I'm going to spank you until time and space have no meaning!"
A spanking! A spanking!
Re: Battle Cry Generator - TFLAVIUSAMBIORIX - 02-10-2006
:lol: that's a kinky war cry
Re: Battle Cry Generator - Jona Lendering - 02-10-2006
Hark! Who is that, rampaging out of the fields! It is Jona, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a spectacular scream, his voice cometh:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!"
Eat that, "bouwvarkens" [Construction-pigs] in my backyard!
Re: Battle Cry Generator - Tiberius Claudius Vindex - 02-10-2006
Who is that, rampaging across the fields! It is Vindex, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He roars vengefully:
"I'm seriously going to hump you in such an unsafe manner, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"
Re: Battle Cry Generator - Optio equitum - 02-18-2006
Stalking out of the plains, clutching a burning branch, cometh Optio Equitum! And he gives a mighty roar:
"Hail the blood-letting! The enemy is as grass before my mighty conquest!!"
hock: All right!
Re: Battle Cry Generator - lvcivs - 02-19-2006
Zang! Who is that, skulking along the desert! It is Lucius, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!"
Not my chosen area to be from in the Legions, but I like it, it appeals to the role-player in me. ;-) )
Re: Battle Cry Generator - Robert Vermaat - 02-20-2006
Running amidst the tarmac, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Vortigern! And he gives a booming roar:
"I'm going to beat you in such an unsafe manner, you will polymorph into a bag of marshmallows!!!"