A modern crupellarius?

[mcbishop]

With a CV that includes producing bear-proof armour, you could have guessed this chap was going to go on to produce all-over body protection for troops. My first question (how does he take a leak?) is not tackled by the article, so it's probably a case of answers on a postcard, please. Baddies the world over are probably reaching for their dolabrae at this very moment...

Warning: the link is quite slow as it has been slashdotted.

Mike Bishop