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Adolf Hitler is still alive!
#1
I am sorry to tell you that now definitive proof has surfaced that Adolf Hitler is still alive! He hides in WISMAR, Northern Germany, and - oh my God - seems to be married to an unsuspecting wife:

Where in the world is Adolf Hitler?
Stefan (Literary references to the discussed topics are always appreciated.)
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#2
Confusedhock: Confusedhock: :? shock:

Narukami
David Reinke
Burbank CA
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#3
:?:
Visne partem mei capere? Comminus agamus! * Me semper rogo, Quid faceret Iulius Caesar? * Confidence is a good thing! Overconfidence is too much of a good thing.
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#4
Quote:I am sorry to tell you that now definitive proof has surfaced that Adolf Hitler is still alive! He hides in WISMAR, Northern Germany, and - oh my God - seems to be married to an unsuspecting wife:

Where in the world is Adolf Hitler?

I heard he was reincarnated...

[Image: kitler8.jpg]
Kat x

~We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars~
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#5
Quote:and - oh my God - seems to be married to an unsuspecting wife:
Where in the world is Adolf Hitler?
Sorry but I don't get it.
Robert Vermaat
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FECTIO Late Romans
THE CAUSE OF WAR MUST BE JUST
(Maurikios-Strategikon, book VIII.2: Maxim 12)
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#6
Quote:Sorry but I don't get it.
The website shows persons names (and their location), that are noted in our actual phone books and obviously someone still has this ... errr ... historical ...surname. Smile
[size=85:2j3qgc52]- Carsten -[/size]
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#7
Quote:I heard he was reincarnated...

[Image: kitler8.jpg]

... as an Emo-cat??? :? shock: Big Grin
[size=85:2j3qgc52]- Carsten -[/size]
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#8
The black hair and moustache, Rob't.
M. Demetrius Abicio
(David Wills)

Saepe veritas est dura.
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Libitina:8jz7e4j8 Wrote:I heard he was reincarnated...

[Image: kitler8.jpg]

... as an Emo-cat??? :? shock: Big Grin

:lol:
Kat x

~We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars~
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#10
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Vortigern Studies:p3vv5cum Wrote:Sorry but I don't get it.
The website shows persons names (and their location), that are noted in our actual phone books and obviously someone still has this ... errr ... historical ...surname. Smile
Sure, but how about that unsuspecting wife?
Robert Vermaat
MODERATOR
FECTIO Late Romans
THE CAUSE OF WAR MUST BE JUST
(Maurikios-Strategikon, book VIII.2: Maxim 12)
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#11
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Tiberius Clodius Corvinus:3qwwl6ou Wrote:
Vortigern Studies:3qwwl6ou Wrote:Sorry but I don't get it.
The website shows persons names (and their location), that are noted in our actual phone books and obviously someone still has this ... errr ... historical ...surname. Smile
Sure, but how about that unsuspecting wife?

Think the worst thing for that poor guy would be going to job interviews lol...

"Im sorry, i cant give you the job"..

"aww why?"

"your... hitler"
Lucius Duccius Rufinus Aka Kevin Rhynas.

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#12
Actually...

It has been recently confirmed that Hitler did find a job working as the leader of the Toshiba HD DVD format. Of course, as we now know, that HD Format War did not go very well for the Toshiba camp. Below is a link to a video tape of their final strategy meeting, smuggled out by Blu Ray agents working for Sony.

Warning: The language is a little rough and raw, but defeat knows little courtesy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qFWtLbKrdo


:wink:

Narukami
David Reinke
Burbank CA
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#13
I used to work for a Mr H. Goring :lol:

(Goring is a fairly common English surname too :wink: )
Memmia AKA Joanne Wenlock.
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#14
You really want to know what happened to him?

Monty Python - as ever - has the answer:

Click here to find out about Mr. Hilter
[size=85:2j3qgc52]- Carsten -[/size]
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#15
:lol: :lol: :lol:


:wink:

Narukami
David Reinke
Burbank CA
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