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Why Rome Fell - 210 reasons
#16
Quote:215. The godlike Colossus of Constantine sets an impossible standard for male beauty in Rome. ...

218. Helmets with peacock feathers.
Robert Vermaat
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FECTIO Late Romans
THE CAUSE OF WAR MUST BE JUST
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#17
Quote:Compounded by their failure to wewease Wobert.
I'm fwee! I'm fwee!
Robert Vermaat
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#18
Quote:216. Excessive eating, and puking on slaves.
211. Excessive trouser-wearing

One can never wear enough excessive trousers.
And what wrong with puking on slaves? Somebody should be puked on, right? Sick

219. failure to invent pockets.
Robert Vermaat
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FECTIO Late Romans
THE CAUSE OF WAR MUST BE JUST
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#19
Quote:And what wrong with puking on slaves? Somebody should be puked on, right? Sick

A centurion without peons is just an idiot with a broom on his head.
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#20
I think this thwead has turned into a terwible insult to the intewigence of all Woamans, and I am weporting you all to Bigus Dickus. :!:

So, there! :woot:
Alan J. Campbell

member of Legio III Cyrenaica and the Uncouth Barbarians

Author of:
The Demon's Door Bolt (2011)
Forging the Blade (2012)

"It's good to be king. Even when you're dead!"
             Old Yuezhi/Pazyrk proverb
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#21
220. Overly-polite executioners.


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Tyler

Undergrad student majoring in Social Studies Education with a specialty in world history.

"conare levissimus videri, hostes enimfortasse instrumentis indigeant"
(Try to look unimportant-the enemy might be low on ammunition).
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#22
221. Because somebody tripped her, the poor thing.
Robert Vermaat
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FECTIO Late Romans
THE CAUSE OF WAR MUST BE JUST
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#23
222. Grammar Confusion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIAdHEwiAy8
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