05-13-2004, 03:20 PM
Argh<br>
<br>
So, get this.... on US TV, on the Discovery Channel they did a 2 hour commercial for TROY the movie, aired Wed May 12.<br>
<br>
They did a psuedo documentary.. hired "combat experts", used the West Points monster battle simulating computer, they tested replica weapons on a pig carcass, shot bronze tipped arrows, used a professional javelineer to toss replica javelin...<br>
<br>
Ok.. the best movie scene.. they showed many clips from the movie... the best was from a scene in front of the walls of Troja.. charging Greeks, firm standing Tojans. The Greek line (mob.. good grief!) running at full speed (absolutely stupid!) anyway... at one point the bodies start to pile up after the initial clash and they show men clamboring and leaping over the dead and dying to get at each other.. now that was spectacular.. been there, done that.<br>
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Oh, lots and lots of Trojan arrows...that was good too... dropping Greeks like ducks in an arcade shooting game.<br>
<br>
Another..... showing a bent bronze sword after hacking the pig body.<br>
<br>
One "combat expert" was actually surprised that a bronze tipped thrusting spear penetrated the carcass.. like duh!<br>
<br>
To prepare for the computer battle simulator thay tested weapons: Javelin<br>
Arrow<br>
Sword<br>
and the speed at which armed warriors could run 20 meters<br>
<br>
Javelin.. repilica. They used a competive javelineer. He could toss it 40 meters, more accurate at 30 meters, at a standard archery round target, would have been nice if they armored him.<br>
<br>
The Arrows and bow they were using.. it could only hit a standard archery round target at about 40 meters.. 50% of the time....bronze tipped arrow with large flights.. supposed replica arrows.. But the bow... no mention of its historicness or draw strength<br>
<br>
Sword... a bronze replica.. looked like a DPKA<br>
<br>
Running warriors.. who were these guys?<br>
<br>
NONE, not one of the so called weapons experts, combat experts (whatever...!) had ever used simulated weapons and armor in competetive combat. None of them have viewed trained combatants doing it.<br>
<br>
One of them spoke of the initial adrenelin rush and how it would quickly wear off, leaving the warrior exhausted. Good grief!<br>
<br>
Bogus documentarium<br>
<br>
{Insert sound of hair ball being coughed up}<br>
<br>
Hibernicus<br>
<br>
<br>
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<br>
So, get this.... on US TV, on the Discovery Channel they did a 2 hour commercial for TROY the movie, aired Wed May 12.<br>
<br>
They did a psuedo documentary.. hired "combat experts", used the West Points monster battle simulating computer, they tested replica weapons on a pig carcass, shot bronze tipped arrows, used a professional javelineer to toss replica javelin...<br>
<br>
Ok.. the best movie scene.. they showed many clips from the movie... the best was from a scene in front of the walls of Troja.. charging Greeks, firm standing Tojans. The Greek line (mob.. good grief!) running at full speed (absolutely stupid!) anyway... at one point the bodies start to pile up after the initial clash and they show men clamboring and leaping over the dead and dying to get at each other.. now that was spectacular.. been there, done that.<br>
<br>
Oh, lots and lots of Trojan arrows...that was good too... dropping Greeks like ducks in an arcade shooting game.<br>
<br>
Another..... showing a bent bronze sword after hacking the pig body.<br>
<br>
One "combat expert" was actually surprised that a bronze tipped thrusting spear penetrated the carcass.. like duh!<br>
<br>
To prepare for the computer battle simulator thay tested weapons: Javelin<br>
Arrow<br>
Sword<br>
and the speed at which armed warriors could run 20 meters<br>
<br>
Javelin.. repilica. They used a competive javelineer. He could toss it 40 meters, more accurate at 30 meters, at a standard archery round target, would have been nice if they armored him.<br>
<br>
The Arrows and bow they were using.. it could only hit a standard archery round target at about 40 meters.. 50% of the time....bronze tipped arrow with large flights.. supposed replica arrows.. But the bow... no mention of its historicness or draw strength<br>
<br>
Sword... a bronze replica.. looked like a DPKA<br>
<br>
Running warriors.. who were these guys?<br>
<br>
NONE, not one of the so called weapons experts, combat experts (whatever...!) had ever used simulated weapons and armor in competetive combat. None of them have viewed trained combatants doing it.<br>
<br>
One of them spoke of the initial adrenelin rush and how it would quickly wear off, leaving the warrior exhausted. Good grief!<br>
<br>
Bogus documentarium<br>
<br>
{Insert sound of hair ball being coughed up}<br>
<br>
Hibernicus<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<p></p><i></i>
Hibernicus
LEGIO IX HISPANA, USA
You cannot dig ditches in a toga!
[url:194jujcw]http://www.legio-ix-hispana.org[/url]
A nationwide club with chapters across N America
LEGIO IX HISPANA, USA
You cannot dig ditches in a toga!
[url:194jujcw]http://www.legio-ix-hispana.org[/url]
A nationwide club with chapters across N America