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Spotted Dick On the Menu!
#1
Confusedhock:

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.


The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin
Zizzi spokeswoman

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."
"...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est."


a.k.a. Paul M.
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#2
Yes, I have read the news Paul! In fact it was me, they rushed my penis to the hospital and put me on the ice...
Virilis / Jyrki Halme
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#3
A devotee of Cybele?
Dan Diffendale
Ph.D. candidate, University of Michigan
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#4
Quote:A devotee of Cybele?

If so, his piety is commendable. A bit Eastern for my taste, but still commendable. :roll:
Andreas Baede
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Valete,
TITVS/Daniele Sabatini

... Tu modo nascenti puero, quo ferrea primum
desinet ac toto surget Gens Aurea mundo,
casta faue Lucina; tuus iam regnat Apollo ...


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Valete,

Once more, Daniele, your ability to produce the right picture in any given off-topic situation to produce hilarity astounds me.
Marshal White

aka Aulus FABULOUS 8) <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" />8) . . . err, I mean Fabius

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#7
That must be the "John Wayne Bobbitt comemorative statue". :wink:


Truly, Daniele has a real knack for finding those. Keeps me smiling.
Andy Booker

Gaivs Antonivs Satvrninvs

Andronikos of Athens
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#8
:lol: :lol: :lol: @ pic

I think the man misunderstood when he heard the waiter wanted 'a tip' :oops: :twisted:

Virilis- Is it better now ? Or is it still frozen :lol:
Memmia AKA Joanne Wenlock.
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#9
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Talk about cutting your xxxx off to spite your face ..... :wink:
Maybe he was refused a sex change operation so did some d.i.y ..
I just hope the poor guy didn't make an awful mistake.... Sad
Cristina
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#10
Well Alkiviades escaped to avoid the death sentence after doing this thing to the "Hermae" statuetes in Athens :twisted:
What a strange world :?:

Kind regards
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#11
Quote:Virilis- Is it better now ? Or is it still frozen
Yes, I AM still frozen. I kind of like my new Farinelli appearance...
Virilis / Jyrki Halme
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Quote:
Quote:Virilis- Is it better now ? Or is it still frozen
Yes, I AM still frozen. I kind of like my new Farinelli appearance...

:lol:

You poor thing, you had better get it sorted soon before you have to change your username :wink:
Ah well, for the moment just enjoy being able to sing like Mariah Carey
Memmia AKA Joanne Wenlock.
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#13
Quote:You poor thing, you had better get it sorted soon before you have to change your username :wink:

to Veralis ? :roll: :roll:
Cristina
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#14
Quote:I think the man misunderstood when he heard the waiter wanted 'a tip' :oops: :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote:Once more, Daniele, your ability to produce the right picture in any given off-topic situation to produce hilarity astounds me.
I'm sure he has a large library with 'pictures for every occasion'... Big Grin
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#15
lol too funny.

I find it fitting that the doctors couldn't re-attach it...I figure if you want to get rid of it that badly, they may as well just incinerate it and save the time and money. :lol:
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